Willie Nelson can sing his way to freedom?

This article states that a prosecuting attorney in Texas has decided that if Willie Nelson appears in court, pays a fine, and sings "Blue Eyes Crying in The Rain" for the court then the court will not seek jail time for Mr. Nelson.

I hope everyone gets similar treatment from this court for drug possession charges. No? Why not? Is the court not interested in justice? No, they are not. The court is using its power to gain privilege - the essence of all government activity.

I suggest Mr. Nelson do a new cover tune to sing for the court.

I suggest "Uprising" by The Muse.

The paranoia is in bloom, the PR
Transmissions will resume, they'll try to
Push drugs, keep us all dumb down and hope that
We will never see the truth around, so come on

Another promise, another scene, another
Package not to keep us trapped in greed with all the
Green belts wrapped around our minds and endless
Red tape to keep the truth confined, so come on

They will not force us
And they will stop degrading us
And they will not control us
We will be victorious, so come on

Interchanging mind control, come let the
Revolution take its toll, if you could
Flick a switch and open your third eye, you'd see that
We should never be afraid to die, so come on

Rise up and take the power back, it's time that
The fat cats had a heart attack, you know that
Their time is coming to an end, we have to
Unify and watch our flag ascend, so come on

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious, so come on

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious, so come on

Hey, hey, hey, hey